Q:  Gordon, why do you have the sleep schedule of a vampire?

G: Sleep is for the weak.

Q: And you’re strong?

G: Obviously.

Q: *looks at the corner* Go lift that box of books.

G: What? Why?

Q: You know why.

G: *long stare* I don’t like this interview anymore.

Q: Hey, you’re stuck with us for good – so we’ll be back for more!!

G: I revise my original answer: “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” Which is what I’m going to be if you don’t stop interrupting me in the middle of my work.

Q: Fine, I guess you have to go back to saving this project by juggling 50 jobs at once. On top of audiobook producer/directer and composer, we ought to add tech support, website designer, social media handler, developmental editor, and emotional support to your title.

G: Well, you know what they say.

Q: Not really, no.