ZERO HALE
PSC PRESIDENT

STATISTICS
- YEAR: junior
- AGE: 17
- RANKING: 149 of 150
- HAIR: dark brown
- EYES: dark, off-putting shade of auburn that makes them appear almost red (“almost?” his eyes are fully red)
- HEIGHT: 5’11 (180 cm)
- WEIGHT: 161 lbs (73 kg)
- FEATURES: red eyes with dark circles, pale complexion, dark hair in need of a cut, tattoo on his back, silver ring he never removes from his right index finger, (he also has multiple piercings in both ears, but don’t ask him about them)
FUN FACTS ✌️😛
- FAVORITE ITEM
- A white winter hat.
- LIKES
- Manga, video games, horror/thriller fiction, piano, MyTube.
- DISLIKES
- Soda, poetry, whipped cream as a substitute for frosting, type A personalities, uncomfortable clothes, modern art, horoscopes, reality tv, experimental film, oatmeal raisin cookies, anything involving group activities, dilettantes, self-righteous fanatics, the Fantasy Five series, waking up in the morning, most everything else.
- PERSONAL COMMENT
- “Is this seriously a required part of the profile?”
- FACT
- Zero believes he is cursed to always have bad things happen around him.
A FRIENDLY Q&A CHAT W/ OUR DEAR ZERO

Q: Zero, what is your life motto?
Z: What? Why would you want to know that? You already have our “personal comments,” isn’t that enough?
Q: Look, we warned you we’d come back for more questions, so just answer, please.
Z: Fine. I guess it’d have to be … “I do what I want—it’s not my fault what I want to do is nothing.” Or something like that.
Q: Wow. That’s …
Z: …
Q: …
Z: …





























