MAGGIE ARROWOOD

STATISTICS

  • YEAR: junior

FUN FACTS ✌️😛

A FRIENDLY Q&A CHAT W/ MAGGIE

Q:  Maggie, what exactly happened between you and your boyfriend?

M: W-what? Why do you want to know about that?

Q: Is it a touchy subject? We could talk about Daniel, instead—

M: Oh! My boyfriend! Right, uh, well, what do you want to know about him? We broke up last semester … he left me for … for a girl in his chemistry class.

Q: Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess that means, *leans forward and winks,* you and him didn’t have any chemistry together, huh?

M: *mouth agape*

Q: Was that … not funny?

M: *tearing up*

Q: Wait, no–stop, don’t cry. Please, don’t cry! Otherwise, he’ll hear, and he’ll—

Q: No, please, mercy! Mercyyyyyyy!!!!!! *gets dragged away*