KURIMA KYOUKA

ENGLISH TEACHER

STATISTICS

YEAR: N/A
AGE: 32
RANKING: N/A
HAIR: black
EYES: brown
HEIGHT: 5’6 (168 cm)
WEIGHT: N/A (that would be inappropriate )
FEATURES: high cheekbones

FUN FACTS ✌️😛

FAVORITE ITEM
- A book gifted to her by her father.
LIKES
- Teasing her students, teasing Zero especially, traveling, leather jackets
DISLIKES
- Students who inhibit the learning of others, having her advice ignored, not getting a reaction Zero
PERSONAL COMMENT
- “With that terrible attitude and the amount of shit he pulls, it’s a miracle and a crime that Zero’s rank isn’t dead last.”
FACT
- Kyouka graduated from Kane Academy, rejected offers from six Ivy League schools to travel across the country for a year, and ultimately went to MIT for graduate school before returning to the academy as a full-time faculty member.
NOTE FROM ZERO
- “What else does Kyouka like? Well … she really enjoys baking, but, dear god, don’t ever let her feed you anything she’s made. Whatever it is, I guarantee you it’s downright inedible. Hey, wait … You’re not going to tell her I said this, are you?”

A FRIENDLY Q&A CHAT W/ MS. KURIMA

Q: So, we’ve heard you aren’t too good at baking.

K: Sorry, I was under the impression that Q&A stood for Questions & Answers – was there a question somewhere in there that I missed?

Q: Hey, I mean, we were getting there–

K: If you’re not prepared for this interview, that’s all right. *pitying look* I’ll give you some time to think about what you need to say before you say it.

Q: I think I’m starting to see why Zero is your favorite student …

K: Huh? Who the hell told you a crazy thing like that?

Q: So he’s not your favorite student.

K: Why would that brat be any teacher’s favorite?! He doesn’t even show up to half of his classes, he almost never turns in any work and the work he does turn in is always the most depressing, messed up crap you’ve ever read, and he has the worst attitude of anyone at the entire academy! *long pause* Yeah, I guess you could say I have a certain affinity for him …