JAKE PARKER

RISING POP STAR

STATISTICS

YEAR: junior
AGE: 17
RANKING: 76 of 150
HAIR: chocolate brown, curly
EYES: green
HEIGHT: 5’10 (178 cm)
WEIGHT: 158 lbs (72 kg)
FEATURES: golden-brown skin with green eyes

FUN FACTS ✌️😛

FAVORITE ITEM
- Designer sunglasses.
LIKES
- Singing, being recognized, title of the “prince” of Kane Academy, partnering with Alina, shopping/fashion, expensive brands.
DISLIKES
- Being overlooked for someone else, not being the most handsome man in a room, activities that require physical effort.
PERSONAL COMMENT
- “Hey, you can’t wait to introduce me so late and then just half-ass it by throwing in a profile right beforehand! Where’s my portrait?! I’m important, how could you not—”
FACT
- Jake has a large following on both MyTube and Staragram and is known for his pop song covers and attractive boy band member appearance.

A Q&A CHAT W/ JAKE

Q: Jake, what is your purpose in this series?

J: Excuse me?

Q: Like, what role do you serve to the narrative? I just can’t figure it out no matter how much I think on it.

J: I seriously have no idea what you’re saying right now.

Q: I mean, do you have any useful skills to offer a mystery/supernatural dark academia series? Aside from having a pretty face?

J: ????

Q: Oh, I guess you can sing, can’t you? But then again, so can Zero and Alina …

J: Why do I feel like you’re using this interview to just insult me?

Q: You really do have a pretty face … Hm, I guess that must be it. You’re popular, too, but we already have Alina, Myles, and Marina to fulfill that role. Analisa and Jordan are smarter, Daniel is kinder, Nina is way more athletic, even Benjamin’s at least antagonistic, but you?

J: How dare you treat me like this?! I’m not just a singer, I’m an artist. Have you heard my voice? It was basically sent from the Heavens. And do you have any idea how many Stargram followers I have? Or MyTube subs? There’s literally a Kane Academy fanpage dedicated to me, I get asked out by multiple girls every single week, and everyone on campus would kill each other to be my bestie–I’m a freakin’ celebrity!