ALEK SLATE

STATISTICS

  • YEAR: junior

FUN FACTS ✌️😛

A FRIENDLY Q&A CHAT W/Our Little Psycho

Q:  Alek, what’s that you got in your hands …?

A: Oh, this? It’s my lucky knife! *flips the blade and catches it*

Q: *inching backward* Lucky knife?

A: Yeah! What, you don’t have one?

Q: Um, n-no, I don’t.

A: Want to see mine, then?

Q: Oh, that’s all right–

A: *lunges forward abruptly* Here! Check it out. Isn’t it shiny? *shoves knife in face*

Q: Yes! Yes, it’s very shiny! And sharp!

A: Oh, haha, you have no idea how sharp it is just from looking at it.

Q: Nah, I think I got a pretty good idea!

A: Here, let me show you, to make sure you really understand …

Q: Oh, that’s all right–

A: *drags knife tip along interviewer’s throat* Hehehehee–

Q: Isn’t this the part Zero is supposed to burst through the door and put a stop to this? Zero? Zero?! Where are you? ZERO?!!!!!

A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!