Characters
The students and faculty of Kane Academy.
Zero Hale
The “Protagonist”
Briar Thornswood
The Troublesome Girl
Jordan Adrian
The Student Council President
Marina Almandez
The Mischief Maker Cute One
Alina Carter
The Ice Princess
Myles Adrian
The Twin Brother Soccer Captain
Kyouka Kurima
The Mentor
Jackson Henderson
The MMA Fighter Chaperone
Natalia Sharp
A Dangerous Woman
Nina Taylor
The Soccer Co-Captain
Daniel Blackwell
Everyone’s Friend
Jake Parker
The Pop Idol
Alek Slate
The Adorable Psycho
Lila Adrian
Zero’s [REDACTED]
Maggie Arrowood
The Sad Girl
James Hudson
The Angry Boy
Analisa Weston
The Smart Girl
Benjamin Hawkins
Zero’s Dog
Nikolai Carter
Alina’s Little Brother
Kieran Kane
The #1 Student
Ren Vasquez
The Childhood Friend
Ryder
???
Marius
The Cat
Daisy Kassar
The Little Princess
Luc Hale
Zero’s Father
Callan Adrian
The Chairman
CHARACTER REVIEWS
Zero
“Why am I being asked to review this website? You’re lucky you’re even getting half a star.”
Marina
“I don’t care about the rest of it, but my section is great! Just look at mine!!!”
Jordan
“Unsatisfactory.”
Briar
“Um … I think it’s a pretty nice site …”
Myles
“Wow! I have my own character profile again?! That’s so cool! Wait, I accidentally clicked two stars, how do I change that?? Wait! I–“
Natalia
“I don’t understand why Zero’s profile needs to be visible for everyone to see. Some things should be … private, don’t you think? That being said, it is quite easy on the eyes …”
Nina
“I’M SO CONFUSED HOW DO I WRITE THIS OH CRAP I CAN’T GET THE CAPS OFF!!”
Alina
“Ugh, like, for real? How is my profile not listed as the very first one? Totally lame. Daniel, how do I rate this thing negative stars?”
Daniel
“I really hope everyone enjoys it. And, Alina … please don’t do that.”
CHARACTERS BY AFFILIATION
PROBLEM-SOLVING CLUB (PSC)
Zero Hale
PSC President
Briar Thornswood
PSC Vice-President
Marina Almandez
PSC Secretary
Myles Adrian
PSC “Treasurer”
FACULTY
Kyouka Kurima
English Teacher
Callan Adrian
The Chairman
Jackson Henderson
Media & Technology Teacher
Natalia Sharp
Ethics Teacher
Saul Davis
Math Teacher
Student REPRESENTATIVES
Nina Taylor
Junior Rep
James Hudson
Senior Rep
Analisa Weston
Senior Rep
Daniel Blackwell
Junior Rep
Alek Slate
Junior Rep
Thomas Kang
Senior Rep
Maggie Arrowood
Junior Rep
Student Council
Jordan Adrian
Student Council President
Avni Anand
Student Council Vice Prez
Charlotte Atwell
Student Council Parliamentarian
Anastasia Obraztsova
Student Council Secretary
Soccer Teams
Myles Adrian
Boys’ Soccer Captain
Alina Carter
Girls’ Soccer Captain
Logan Rodriguez
Boys’ Soccer Vice Captain
Nina Taylor
Girls’ Soccer Captain
Sebastian (Bash) Han
Boys’ Soccer Goalie
Jackie Tate
Girls’ Soccer Vice-Captain
Lee Spencer
Boys’ Soccer Midfielder
OTHER Affiliations
Jake Parker
Performing Arts Department Darling
Alina Carter
KA’s Best Singer
Kieran Kane
He Literally Does Whatever He Wants
Marius
Zero’s Roommate
Benjamin Hawkins
He Does Nothing
Mark
Leader of the Three Idiots
Ricky
Lackey #1 of the Three Idiots
Peter
Lackey #2 of the Three Idiots
Outside of the academy
Lila
???
Ryder
???
Luc Hale
CEO of Hale Industries
Daisy Kassar
The Little Princess
Miria Kassar
Zero’s Insta-Crush
Daisy’s Mother
Evelyn Connor
Famed Socialite Crispin’s Mother
Dante Carter
Alina’s Father Bounty Hunter
Vera Clarke
Senior Reporter
Crispin Connor
Rival Soccer Captain
Vanessa Keene
Former Reporter
Gang Affiliations
Nikolai Carter
Member of Dark Horizon
Ren Vasquez
Member of Dark Horizon
Diego Torrez
Member of Dark Horizon
Ryder
???
Zero 